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If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
My New Year’s resolution is to climb Mount Everest, learn 7 new languages, and stop lying.
is available for rebound sex.
Today is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day." ... I just made it up. Tell the others.
My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.
New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.
Monopoly: Destroying friendships since 1904
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
I didn`t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together
I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
When I see something funny on the internet, I don’t usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.
"Estimated Time of Arrival" on the GPS. Challenge accepted!
My whole life is based on a true story...
I test drove a car last month. Apparently, you`re not supposed to keep the car for a month. At least that what this cop is telling me.