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My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point.
I`m going to test my theory that tequila kills the flu... Or brain cells... Whatever, doesn`t matter... something`s gonna die tonight.
Facebook needs a "settle down" button.. You tap on a friend`s profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately..
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
We`re up to Fast n Furious #6. Shouldn`t they just create a weekly TV series?
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like "Dude, you have to wait."
Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn`t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case.
Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
Lay-Z: My rapper name.
I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you`re talking about BABIES?
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.