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"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
I like the parts of the day when food happens.
I`ve had like 10 red bulls, so of course I`m vacuuming the front yard.
If I had a time machine I`d go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the sh!t out of people with an electric toothbrush.
If I had the money I`d hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
"Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long.
And by "whatever" I mean f*ck you.
should probably get my daily dose of calcium.. white russians it is
I put the hot in psychotic.
My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, graceful, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type.
At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.
I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well…my phone number for a start.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.
Either I wrote a bunch of drunken Facebook status updates last night, or my dog has finally figured out the computer.