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I’ve made some mistakes I wish I could make again.
MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.
I don`t think its a coincidence that "Sober" and "So bored" sound very much alike
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
The only charities I`ve donated money too recently are covered in glitter and dance to bad music.
If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I`m going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That`s what I did."
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Me: You`re the prettiest girl I`ve ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you`re smart too, I like that.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.
I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I`m basically a golden retriever.