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Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
If you`re single and you know it hug your cat!
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Helpful Tip: Dont laugh when the cop says penal system ... oh and I need bail money again.
Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
You know you`re old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!
Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
I hate getting my picture taken. Especially in front of a height chart at the police station.
:): The Bipolar smiley face
Anything is legal when there`s no police around