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I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks.
Since there’s only one of me, does that make me an endangered species?
Let’s get naughty and save Santa the trip.
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn`t believe me.
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.
Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that`s why I weigh myself in the mornings.
There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa
I’m home alone. Time to start my concert.
I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, "You once told me..."
Facebook should make it to where it says, `Went from being in a relationship` to `Problem solved.`
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.