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She might be ugly now, but wait a few more drinks.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
really vry funny
Sometimes, I`ll start a text with "lol" if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, "lol it`d be cool if you moved out."
Pretty proud of myself, I got a lot of procrastinating done today
I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you
How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card??
I can`t wait to be rich so I can price things from high to low instead of low to high when shopping online.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
I`m giving up procrastination for Lent ... starting tomorrow.
Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?
If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.
Aaron Hernandez`s next jersey is going to be a jailhouse jumpsuit!