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feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Before I got married I didn`t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
Why do medications always have side effects like `anal leakage` & `suicidal thoughts`? Why not `invisibility` or `spontaneous orgasms`?
I`ve decided I`m not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I`m sorry.
Boobs, because you can`t motorboat a personality.
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
Yeah, I was gonna do that, but summer.
Just got rid of 150lbs of ugly fat ... Got divorced.