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Redneck word of the day: Twerk "Imma have one more beer then imma get back twerk!"
*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate...
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
Was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer...
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the F#%K are you?
Just because you have a beard doesn`t mean you`re a man. Last time I checked vaginas can grow hair too.
Zombies only eat brains. You’re safe.
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy that just wanted to check out a girl’s butt.
You`re annoying, but honestly, I`ve been annoyed by better.