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Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
I`m proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don`t want to hang out with you now but I`m still proud...
If I saw a ghost, I would not be scared. I`d be like "Sit your translucent a$$ down, I have a lot of questions!"
There is no better sunscreen than sitting inside a bar.
if its got tits you will get nothing but trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
A night of insomnia is usually followed by a morning of browser history clearing
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
Found out today you cannot join a gym "just to watch".
I hope this snowstorm doesn`t impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.....
It usually only takes about five minutes into any conversation I’m having before people start shaking their head and quoting the bible.
“Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?