Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
Survival rule #1: You go first.
My fake plant died because I didn`t pretend to water it
Turtle: I`m the slowest. Snail: No, me. Internet Explorer: Bitch, please
If I had a cooking show, it would be called “Do You Smell Something Burning?”
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the heck are you doing?
I`m getting worried about this Ebola virus. I mean, I`ve got Norton but...
If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Thinking about staying in tonight? Nobody looks back in life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
I`m a very modest person, mostly because I`m awesome.
Excuse me sir, where do you keep the "Whoomp"? Oh, there it is.
I’m going to start wearing Summer’s Eve as a cologne. The vast majority of beautiful women seem to be attracted to douches.