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Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I say unto myself I SHALL NEVER... USE APPLE MAPS AGAIN...
You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.
Matt Damon is set to play an all-action version of Jesus in his new Easter based Biblical film, "Bourne Again Christian".
I put a bumper sticker that says "Honk if You Think I`m Sexy" on my car. Then I wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.
Sometimes I STOP when it`s not even Hammer time
Hey ladies who complain about falling in when we leave the toilet seat up; how about you first check if the runway is there before you bring the plane down.
Well the Christmas tree is out of the house, and back on the rear view mirror.
If you have no internet history you silently admit wrong doing.
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
My sister borrowed my favorite shirt without asking again, so I changed her Facebook profile picture to a positive Clearblue pregnancy test.
"Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this."--MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
You know you`re getting old when Happy Hour is a nap.