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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
I have a new rule: No one is allowed to talk to me for a minimum of 24 hours after I wake up.
I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
If you see me talking to myself don`t be alarmed. I`m getting expert advice.
I hate it when I walk through a metal detector, and my abs of steel set it off.
Watching a movie with the girlfriend tonight. Can anyone recommend a good girlfriend?
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? ... Go ask your mother.
I don`t mind my long commute, I just hate that it always brings me to work.
My favorite beer is the next one.
Apparently there is no age limit on ignorance.
Nothing like a brisk morning jog to start the day! Just kidding! I don`t do that.
Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
Don`t ya wish you could hold people up to the light like a $20 bill to tell if they`re fake or real?
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs