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Of all the things I have lost in life I mis my mind the most
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
The only time I use the word “selfie” is when I am describing my sex life.
Why put off `til tomorrow what you can premeditate today.
I’d be much more interested in meeting people if I didn’t think most people were idiots.
I can`t wait for Taylor Swift to break up with a black guy, so she can write a rap album!
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
I`m so bitchy right now ... I won`t even talk to myself!!
People would believe everything I say.. if it wasn`t for everything I say.
Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family.
It should really be called teethpaste.
To settle an argument, think about why you are wrong and why she has boobs.