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I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
Redneck word of the day : Asphalt. It`s your own dumb asphalt !!
Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
Don`t rush me. I`m waiting for the last minute.
This day needs more tomfoolery!
In my defense, I was left un-supervised...
I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.
What`s the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face.
An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
Just because nobody complains doesn`t mean all parachutes are perfect.
Sometimes I wish there was a `Build-a-Girlfriend`.
I licked some of the frosting, but then I just ate the whole cake. No evidence. Problem solved.
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!