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Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..
condoms prevent minivans
Our #1 problem in this country is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything ...but please don`t quote me!
I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
I didn`t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
If one of Santa`s helpers takes a picture of himself with his smartphone, is that an "elfie"?
I really want to see you tonight. So could you please leave the blinds up and the curtains open?
I found the "one" today! Surprisingly, It`s been on my keyboard all the time.
Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
Say what you want about the porn industry. But they are hard workers.
homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused
There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes……how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?