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My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks...
life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
The only thing wrong with eary mornings is being awake.
people say i talk in my sleeep , but no one at work seems to notice
My mom always said that I`d never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...
I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
I’m drinking because you’re talking.
I see you`ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
“Screw it” – My final thought before making most decisions.
Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you.
If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.
Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book.
Sometimes I do totally awesome and amazing things just to throw people off.
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn`t? ... Yeah, I don`t have one of those.