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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
Telling someone they shouldn`t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they shouldn`t be happy because others have it better.
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
It`s friday!! I smell vodka ;)
I have a stalker. Everywhere I go, she`s always there, 10 paces ahead of me...
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
Nice meeting you, but I forgot your name as soon as you said it...
I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
Old is when you start thinking about the things you used to do more than the things you’re going to do.
Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”
Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
Don`t text me while I`m texting you. Now I have to go back and change my text.
If you`re "just sayin", then just shut the hell up.
A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree.