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I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. Ok, I’m having wine for dinner.
My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means he can eat anything off the floor if he waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
I`m never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat.
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn`t say the decisions I made were good.
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
The problem with plants is that you have to water them… like more than once apparently.
There`s both a McDonald`s and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life.
"Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you`re from Long Island, New York
Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE!? Neighbor: Get out of my house! Me: You`re not even guessing.
REPOSTED~WARNING~PLEASE READ! If someone comes to your door and asks you to remove your clothes,and dance with your arms in the air...~DO NOT DO THIS....~It is a SCAM~...They just want to see you naked....I wish I had known this yesterday....I feel so stupid now
I`m no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
I have decided to give up procrastinating for Lent ... oh, crap.