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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
"We`re pregnant!" -people who don`t understand science
I will never be to old to laugh when somone farts in a public bathroom peeing..
Don`t ask me how my night was coz I don`t know. I was asleep.
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?……………………. (you smart people grinned didn’t you.)
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
"Oh wow, it`s a fruit cake! I`m going to eat some of it right now" ...said no one ever.
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts.
I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I`m having sex ... Probably with the other sock.
Bad decisions make good stories.