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3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I told my psychiatrist that I`ve been hearing voices. He told me that I don`t have a psychiatrist.
Fun Fact: if you took the skin of an average person and laid it out flat,you would have enough for a serious criminal conviction :)
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
What’s the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they’re not going to joust?
Plumbers should keep busy this week now that No Shave November is over..
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
You need a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
Whenever you`re feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.