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Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
Our parents always taught us NOT to write on walls... Facebook teaches us differently
It`s so cold outside I had to put Jack in my Coke to keep it from freezing.
If I were a cashier I`d pretend people were waiting in line to kiss me.
That moment you realize that the person who proofread Hitler`s speeches was indeed a Grammar Nazi.
I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there`s that....
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
"How many people work at your company?" About half of them.
I hope these environmentally friendly toilets save at least 3x the water because that’s how many times I need to flush.
It`s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most.
To save time, lets just assume I am never wrong ;)
had a great time horseback riding today but then I ran out of quarters
Been there, done that. allegedly
That awkward moment when you are killing it on Mario Kart & then realize you are looking at the wrong side of the screen.