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Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
Of course it`s you. If it was me I wouldn`t even bring it up.
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of of there would make him gay, haha problem solved ....
Well, one week smoke free, only 4 dead, 27 injured… not bad…
Have we even tried giving Mother Nature a Snickers?
On a scale of Doopers, you`re pretty Super.
The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn`t enough.
drink beer ?? save water
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You`re an adult" every few minutes.
Pokémon means a totally different thing if you`re stuck in prison.
I have company coming, does a spork go on the right or left side?
In heaven, the Cheez-Its are salted on both sides.
Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen