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So what was the best thing before sliced bread?
Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
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I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn`t in a band anymore.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
Remember, You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
I was bored of doing the same thing day in and day out,so I phoned the "Local Ramblers Club"....but the guy on the other end of the phone just went on and on and on!
Nothing ruins a perfectly good mood like reality.
The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have
I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
I`m never free but I`m available.
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.
Firemen must dread the moment when they`re done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.
Trouble is just fun you got caught having.