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While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald`s stops serving breakfast.
Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
Girls are like guitars: easy to strum, hard to tune
you know....I wasn`t planning on going for a run today....but those cops came out of nowhere
I finally figured out why men love belly rings so much on their women. It reminds them of the staple in the middle of their porn magazines!
Four words that I never want to hear: we`re out of beer
The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
Seems like we would be just fine with about half as many types of pasta
Ice cream is clearly God`s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
About to stick a pin in your voodoo doll.... Brace yourself.
Sometimes my life feels like a 40 year long episode of Punk`d...
Peppermint schnapps might seem like a ridiculous drink, but nobody at work ever complains about my breath.