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You can`t lick any part of your reflection except your tongue.
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
why hello there stalker! Enjoying my profile?(=
Sometimes I get in this weird mood where I find everyone annoying. But it only happens when I’m awake.
These peopele at the gym are looking at me like they expect me to share my donuts ... SMH
If I don`t remember what I did, don`t ruin it for me by reminding me.
Women`s logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
Having a mohawk used to mean you were tough. Now it means you’re a 3 year-old with annoying parents.
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
You seem to have a good grip on reality. You`re new here, aren`t you?
I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. I drink wine in yoga pants.
Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I’ll ever get to yoga.