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It`s getting warm out. I can finally get back to smacking people and blaming it on mosquitos!
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won´t spoil me.
When I say "It’s a long story," it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven...does God hide behind the pearly gates and pretend he`s not in?
I`ve learned more from one season of "Shark tank", than I ever learned in four years of buisness school.
Peanut butter sandwiches taste better when cut in half diagonally...........Listen,, I don`t make the rules people.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you`re good with grammar you`ll get it.
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
I will never forget the day when she said yes to me because that was the last time we agreed on anything.
I may be evil, crazy, insane and f*cking naughty but I do have some good traits, I just don`t dwell on them.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.