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Drinking lots of beer and doing my taxes. So far the Government owes me 3.1 million. I love this Country!
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
Nuclear physicists can be lots of fun. They`re often referred to as the half life of any party.
If you`ve lost your appetite today, I think I have it.
MAY` contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn`t. DON`T WASTE MY TIME
I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
Who called them expiration dates instead of spoiler alerts
Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
facebooked yo mama!!!
If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”?
Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That`s a ghost finishing sex with you.
There are some people in this world who make you totally understand Hannibal Lecter.