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It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
I had 3 happy meals today and none of them worked.
Don’t ask me to kill a spider for you & then criticize my methods. Yes, I had to use a samurai sword, & no, I’m not sorry about your table.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I`m sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I`ve never been more scared of a drink in all my life.
Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
i just peed so hard that I laughed a little bit
Finally got my sh!t together... Now if I can just remember where I put it
Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold.
Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
The weather is so nice. I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run.