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Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
Don`t judge if you don`t know me. Unless you`re my bartender & you say "This guy looks like he needs another double vodka martini" then please do..
"Trust me, you can dance." -Vodka
Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, grant me the serenity to accept the people I can not change.
I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
Whenever our neighbor`s dog is barking, I know there`s either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened.
No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it ;)
Is it "poon tang", or "poontang"? I`m trying to update my Christian Mingle profile.
I may be delusional but at least I`m going to Mars in November.
If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It`s still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer.
The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.
I don’t drink to forget, I… what was I saying?