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Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of soccer being irrelevant in the US for another 4 years..
MAY` contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn`t. DON`T WASTE MY TIME
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
Just ONCE I`d like someone to call me "sir" without adding "this is a place of business, please put your pants back on."
Why do people say "Tuna Fish sandwich?" That`s like saying "Chicken Bird sandwich."
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can`t flick your friends out the car window
Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
Wow....turns out I`m NOT a Ninja. That really hurt.
If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
Benefits of hooking up with me: You will be hooking up with me. I could go on but I think I made my point.
I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin.