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All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don`t f*cking care
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
I`m going to start looking for the good in all people I meet this year. Except for the a$$holes.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
I don`t know why I ever signed up for Facebook. I mean like seriously, this dating website sucks!
You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I`m like that, but with salad.
I was admiring my six pack in the mirror for two hours,then it got cold and I put it in the fridge
I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills.
Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy.
I`m telling you, Godzilla must have feet made of steel. I step on a Lego and can`t walk for a month.
When finding someone to date, drinking compatibility is more important than you think.
Why can`t things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you`re my girlfriend.
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. I hope they let me back in Walmart.