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Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
I hate when the person I Facebook-stalk never updates anything.
I swear my cat was an alarm clock in a previous life...
I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
You know what`s really great about being a narcissist? Me.
Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..
Bacon...need I say more
This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I`m not your boyfriend.
It`s hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars.
The more I know, the more I forget! The more I forget the less I know! The less I know, the less I forget! The less I forget, the more I know!!!
My haters only have one advantage over me. They can kiss my a$$, I can`t.
Life`s short ... Drink fast