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Instead of torturing people for getting information, why don’t they just get them really drunk?
I`ve eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another
I never talk to myself......But I do have some candid conversations with the other personalities!
I`m watching a show about surviving in the wild in case I ever decide to log off and go outside.
*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
I`m as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy.
Getting drunk and listening to loud music solves 87% of all life`s problems
Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
How dare you incinerate that I don`t know big words.
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Remember, life isn`t about accumulating stuff. It`s about making people insanely jealous of your stuff.