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I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
If at first you don`t succeed, try drinking a shot of Vodka while you do it. You`ll be amazed of how much less you care.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Sometimes I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
Sometimes I just bang my head on the keyboard and hope words form.
The fact that you don’t find me amazing doesn’t bother me at all, it just confirms what I have suspected all along; that you have bad taste.
We think therefore we must be, but are we?