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People who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as their conditioner are truly ninja`s.
I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong .
Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandfather’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
Wonder if Jesus gets screwed out of birthday presents just because his birthday is so close to Santas?
My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.
Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Fun Fact: Valentine`s Day was created by a woman than didn`t get what she wanted for Christmas.