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Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me "sweetie" too.
Some of the best decisions I’ve ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send.
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
We`re all here because we`re not all there...
Famous words from Fergie... "Boom Boom Pow!" Happy 4th of July!!
Applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist
If Mary Poppins floated in on an umbrella today, they`d shoot her out of the sky with a drone.
If you`ve never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you`re not me.
have you ever noticed `lol` looks like a drowning person?
I wish "You idiot" was an appropriate way to end a work email.
If my walls could talk, they`d probably say "stop running into me you idiot"
Won’t go back in my bathroom until spider is gone! Web search for “spider life span” reveals I will be able to shower again in 1 to 2 years.