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Fighting is bad. Breaking up a fight between a douchebag and the bar owner is good. Thank God I`m a ninja.
So how long before GoFundMe is our nation`s leading health care provider?
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich? It`s not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
Psychology — Even trying to spell it correctly screws with your head.
Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was “reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym.
my boss told me to start the presentation with a joke,so I showed my payslip.
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: it before
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would for sure pick living.
You`re always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.
It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
I like staying up insanely late but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep. See my dilemma?
I heard recently on the radio that, "If a man looks at womens breasts for 10 mins a day he will add 5 years to his life".. Can anyone confirm this?!! If so what are we waiting for?