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So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
I feel like I`m not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don`t cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
The guy who invented wet t-shirt contests probably has no idea that shirts can just be taken off.
The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
Remember when the world ended last year?
It doesn`t take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad.
It`s not condescending if they`re stupid.
I hate lying to kids but my daughter asked me what twerking was and I told her it was when identical twins go to each others` jobs
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
Setting the alarm clock proves I`m capable of making the same mistake every day.
It’s called a “remote” because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel.
People go on and on about the length of Subway`s sandwiches but how come nobody talks about their girth?
Babies dont have parents, they have staff.