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Today has me seriously evaluating my policy of not drinking on the job.
Facebook: Proving that just because you have an opinion doesn`t mean you should share it.
It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more North.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours."
My living room is pretty much a fat camp without rules.
It`s too bad parallel lines never meet because they have so much in common.
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not gonna happen.
It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
Isn`t it weird when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.