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People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
If you don`t have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you
The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003.
I wish common sense was more common.
Wtf? I was always told to treat people the way I want to be treated.. Stupid sexual harassment charges pending.
If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it.
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
Who named them veterinarians and not "dogtors"?
I used to think using big words meant you were smart, I was somewhat right but that was before I heard politicians speak.
Some days your the duck. Some days your the goose.
How to tell if your wife is mad at you - Step 1. She is
I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.
I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. Iām feeling pretty awesome!!
If you like to spoon, you`ll love to spatula. That`s where I flip you over to make certain you`re done properly on both sides.
Note to self: the wife does not want an `exercise pole`.