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Just remember, If we get caught you`re deaf and I don`t speak English.
The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
I don`t work that hard, I just make everything look way more difficulat than it is...
Some people never go crazy...... What truly horrible lives they must live
I never said "you were stupid" I said "you are stupid", there`s nothing past tense about it!
Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you`re finished.
My therapist goes to her therapist five minutes after I leave.
Wow, that Macy`s parade is crazy! The Kanye West float just cut off Snoopy and said Woodstock can fly better!
Im just waiting for the day for Ashton Kutcher to go to Charlie Sheen and say "its stilll your show. YOU JUST BEEN PUNK`D!"
Gravity didn`t seem this strong twenty-five years ago.
I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I’m feeling pretty awesome!!
The person next to me just farted.. Does this mean my lungs are full of his poo particles -.-