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Thanks to this huge spider web I just walked into, we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked.
From now on when someone asks you where you`re from look them dead in the eye and say: Planet Venus.
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
Can someone`s face be a pet peeve?
Not All Of The `Goodbyes` Are Sad (eg. * Goodbye School * Goodbye Work)
Sea levels aren’t rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking…
I would have a girlfriend but finding someone who likes to be ignored is hard.
All I`m saying is if I`m not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.
Sometime you have to hand it to short people ... because they can`t reach.
Putting on deoderant and colonge because you haven`t showered in days, is as about as useful as shutting the lid on a toilet after its overflowing.
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
I`m not interested in anything that requires 5 hours of energy.
These are not pizza stains on my shirt they are pizza memories, wonderful wonderful memories.
You`re more inbred than sandwhich filler.
Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?