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Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
I get a little nervous eating cucumber in a single woman`s home.
Just finished my first book yesterday. 450 pages. Man, that was a lot of coloring...
Such a satisfying feeling when “the one that got away” turns into “dodged that bullet”
Always thought the 4 words I never wanted to hear from my wife was "I want a divorce". Turns out its actually, "What is your password".
I just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren’t home. So from now on, I’m at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile.
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
That`s disgusting! (unless you`re up for it?)
I broke up with my gym, we were just not working out.
Whenever I watch the TV show Friends, I imagine I`m the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him.
I`m always right. And when I`m not, I edit Wikipedia.
So apparently the security guard at Kroger didn`t believe that life gave me that lemon.