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"I`d hit that" -old people who drive
I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
"I guess you`re right." - No one on the internet ever
Calm down! I`m not officially late until I actually get there.
My car remote died. I had to insert my key into the lock like some kind of goddamn animal.
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
Happy Birthday to someone I would donate some non-essential organs to, and the fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn´t make it any less special. Plus I live so far away that your birthday requires almost no effort on my part. And sorry I tried to kill you all those times when we were
Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.
It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that`s just for the alcohol.
I could spend my day outside, but I`m sure there`s plenty of porn that needs to be rated.
If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.
I’m watching this show on stalkers, still haven’t seen any of you yet.