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The worst time to need to sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee it when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
If it wasn’t for caffeine I wouldn’t be a functioning member of society.
Childless people wondering what it`s like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor.
Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
My life coach just benched me.
is confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
I`d imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
Give a man a fish and he`ll go to McDonald`s instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald`s
Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?
I know what I`m getting for Christmas ... Fat. I`m getting fat.
If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems.
I sometimes get road rage just pushing a shopping cart though a grocery store!