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Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
Have you noticed that tire stores never hang big banners that say "Blowout Sale"?
Sometimes I wish I was full of pizza instead of emotions.
I grew up for this?
Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.
On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.
Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
I know the voices aren`t real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
I never thought I`d be the kind of person who`d wake up early in the morning to exercise ... And I was right.
Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows?
Now that there is no FBI director we can finally make copies of VHS tapes
I`m broker than the Tooth Fairy in a house full of Meth addicts.