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I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
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My ex-girlfriend said she broke up with me because I was childish and immature. I think it`s because she`s a big dumb stinkyhead that`s jealous of my awesome Transformers collection.
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
I’m mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.
You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
In reference to why men can sleep with lots a women and it’s fine, but women can’t sleep with lots of men or else they’re whores. “If a key opens a lot of locks, it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by a lot of different keys, it’s just a sh!tty lock.”
Waiter, bring me a bowl of turtle soup and make it snappy.
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
You seem to have a good grip on reality. You`re new here, aren`t you?
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
I`m not opposed to manscaping, but I don`t see the point of cutting the grass until somebody takes interest in the property.
I bet the women who only post about sex are probably some of the nicest men you’ll ever meet in person.