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Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
"No I don’t need any help. I know more about booze than you do" - Me to the liquor store clerk
I don’t understand how people have to “get ready for bed”…I’m always ready for bed.
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
So far my bracket is perfect! I can`t wait to fill the rest of it in.
When I found out my toaster wasn`t waterproof, I was shocked!
Ladies and Gentleman, I’ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There’s never enough beer.
Actions speak louder than passive aggressive Facebook statuses.
Little known fact: Walt Disney was the inventor of modern day text talk "M - I - C... C u real soon... K - E - Y... Y? Because we like u"
There damn well better be strippers & beer at my intervention because there is no way in hell I`m sitting through that sober!
I’m thinking there’s some type of filter that prevents normal people from like my page