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Who needs dance lessons when you`ve got alcohol?!
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when your finished.
Well today I turned 26, not because I wanted to, but only because Facebook limits how many times you can actually change your birth year !
I did responsible things all day so tonight will consist of nothing that even resembles responsibility.
roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
We`re sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost effective carol "Aluminium Bells".
It`s weird to think that these Forever Stamps will outlive me.
If my memory gets any worse I`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it.
I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
When someone says "everything happens for a reason" I`d like to smack them and say "yeah, I guess you`re right"
you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Thinks that some of you make impulsive, poor thought out decisions. We should totally hang out more!!!