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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
Okay, calm down. Its a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!
"That`s crazy" is the perfect response when you haven`t been listening.
I hope I never get to the age when my body can forecast the weather.
Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
If I had a dollar for everytime i thought of you, I would start thinking about you!
If women ruled the world, There would be no wars. just a bunch of counties not talking to each other!
If I drank, I`d have a lot funnier status updates on Facebook than I do now. Well, at least I`d think they were funnier.
I wouldn`t consider myself someone that litters but I do turn on my windshield wipers while im driving down the road to get rid of that useless flyer some idiot put on my car when I quickly run into the store.
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I`m under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that`s how weather works.
My life is based on a true story
People who over-exaggerate make me so mad that I just want to light everyone on fire.
You`re the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work.