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The only way you can be right in an argument with a woman is by admitting you`re wrong.
Why do people who insult themselves get mad when you agree with them?
Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Thursday.
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
A poem about me: I hate mornings. I wish I was drunk. The End.
what is the first thing a homeless person does when he`s on a computer? he searches through the recycle bin
Some of us are basically unpaid Facebook interns.
Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can`t possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
Don’t get me wrong. I totally hear what you’re saying…I just don’t care.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
"..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?
Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we`re getting somewhere.
You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn`t murdered her