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Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
I`m really wanting to sit and watch a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one.
It`s so cold Miley Cyrus got her toungue stuck on her wrecking ball
I refuse to jump on the `I hate Mondays` bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
"Just Be yourself" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
Thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook, even though is was solely so I could gain full access to your profile and judge your life choices.
loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner and you just had to let it go
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.
Sometimes, half your sh!t is worth it.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk ;)
If A-B-C-D didn`t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn`t have to be so rushed.