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SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I`m not an idiot and I know how time travel works.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
If you can`t fix it with duct tape or beer ... it ain`t worth fixin`
McDonald`s sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
I don`t know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They are just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyway.
A court date is still technically a date, right?
The number of things that are *NOT* rocket science is staggering.
If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me to "grow up," I could probably afford a whole arsenal of Super Soakers.
The older I get the better I used to be.
Your secrets are safe with me! Odds are, I wasn’t even listening.
The longer a Woman takes to get ready, the easier it is to piss her off.. it`s Science