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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
You just don`t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
I try to get in at least 30 minutes of talking about exercise every day.
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
Iām over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
If my girl didn`t want me to wear her new Christmas thong, she shouldn`t have said she bought it "for me." Women are confusing.
I need to get out of bed and do something so I can justify taking a nap later.
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
I swear, if one more person calls me an alcoholic they are getting a high five too.
I hate being bipolar, it`s great .
What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
Ain`t no sunshine when she`s gone..... or sandwiches.... Ain`t no sandwiches either.
Teacher:If I had 2 oranges in my left hand and 2 mangoes in my right hand, what would I have?? Student:Big hands!!