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Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I`m camping, I won`t be covered.
Moms birthday is next week. I can’t find a card that says “I wish you loved me more than vodka.”
There`s really no telling how successful I could have been if the internet hadn`t been invented...
Inviting a friend to play Candy Crush Saga is like hosting an intervention and providing the crack.
2011: Come at me bro! 1800`s: Advance towards me brethren!
When I was a kid, I told my parents I was going to make something of myself. I think they are getting impatient.
The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It`s only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You`ll be just fine.
"Wish You Were Beer!" Wait...no...that`s right...send.
Can`t we all just hit a bong?
There is a gym called Anytime Fitness. I choose 2030.
Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts.
If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.
“I’m going to be a little bit late” -people that are going to be very late