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Late to bed and early to rise, makes me really tired and pissed off.
When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
I`m not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?
Call me lazy, but if it takes two clicks I’m not reading it.
I can tell you nice things but they`ll all be about me.
The problem is I have just enough money to get into trouble but not enough to make bail.
Facebook has suggested that I POKE you.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
I`m sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don`t really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?
Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would for sure pick living.
The sooner one of you ladies takes ‘one for the team’ and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I leave the REST of you alone!
I may be asking too much of this coffee.